John Edwards Says, Me Too!
You know why John Edwards is lagging behind in the polls? It's not because he hasn't held political office in several years, or that he's running on a pseudo-populist and somewhat depressing message as an incredibly rich man when all anyone wants to hear these days is about Change(TM), or that he was never running particularly high in the national polls as soon as it was clear that Hillary and Obama were gonna run. Nope! John Edwards is doing poorly because the press doesn't pay him enough attention. If he could just get his picture taken more and if they would just stop harping already on the fact that he's polling behind Obama and Clinton, he would obviously be doing better. Aww, honey, we'll pay you some attention! Does this feel better? [CNN]