Right now we're seeing about... one? two? Two more days of caring about this John Ensign sex affair,tops. First of all, it was with a woman, presumably of age. Did this guy forget what party he's in? Second, when he had the affair, he was separated from his wife. That's just a sledgehammer to the comedic possibilities here. Does that even count as "cheating?" Maybe some of you married fools can explain. The only good part of this scandal is that this lady was married to another campaign staffer of his. But without PIX... well maybe we will never write about this scandal again. Back to IRANIAN TWITTER we go... [YouTube]