John Kerry Figures Out a Way To Ruin Basketball, Too

Imagine having some big boring guy following you around all the time just bumming you out -- and then stop imagining and sign up for John Kerry's e-mail alerts. Today we learn that March Madness is upon us, with a dull new twist:

March Madness is here. Only this time it's not just a chance to follow your favorite team through the NCAA brackets -- it's time to fill out your first bracket of 2007 to decide which great Democrats the community will rally behind this spring.
And don't miss next year's Super Bowl -- but this time, instead of watching a football game and getting drunk, you will actually be alphabetizing boxes of old files in John Kerry's office.

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Earlier: McCain Calls for Escalation of March Madness


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