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John McCain Calls Sarah Palin 'Irrelevant'

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Ancient Aztec death-mummy and known media whore John McCain participated in his usual Sunday ritual yesterday: he crashed his plane in Vietnam and then put in an appearance on Meet the Press. And on that very important talk show, he said something that was actually true! You will never guess what that true thing was! (HINT DO NOT LOOK AT POST TITLE)


“I am entertained every time I see these people attack her and attack her and attack her. She’s irrelevant, but they continue to attack her. I am so proud of her and the work that she is doing,” McCain said.

How offensive of him, to mock Trig like that!

A McCain spokesperson later clarified that John McCain didn't actually think Sarah Palin was irrelevant; rather, he was suggesting that other people thought she was irrelevant, which was why he said, "she's irrelevant."

[Washington Wire]

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