John McCain Loves Pennsylvania So Much He Will Get A Post Office Box There
When a gentleman loves a state very very much, he gives it a box of chocolates and then asks it to go "parking" with him, and then he gropes it for a while and if his love is truly true, he opens up a "post office box" in that state. Thus, a declaration from John McCain's campaign that the candidate intends to open up a PO box in Pennsylvania means he isserious about romancing the voters there.
Barack Obama has like a million campaign offices in Pennsylvania, while John McCain has negative fifty, but none of this matters because John McCain will take back PA for the Republicans in the fall through his postal wizardry.
"You're just starting to see the tip of the iceberg," McCain's state campaign manager, Ted Christian, said of visits by the candidate and surrogates. "I think he'll open his own post office box here. This state is of the utmost importance to the senator."
He will go to his post office box every day and even though it's empty he will stick his hand in there to feel around and mutter, "Hmm, sumbuddy must be stealing my mail," and then he'll try to strike up a conversation with the postal clerk who thinks to herself, "I need to be paid a lot more than eight bucks an hour to put up with this depressing shit."
Obama ahead in local Pa. campaign offices [Philadelphia Inquirer]