John McCain Needs New Interns!
Hey college kids, are you looking for an exciting internship opportunity that's guaranteed to launch you into the successful career of your choice? If you answered "No," then we've got the perfect dead-end solution: John McCain is looking for interns! In Arlington, Virginia! It's unpaid, but don't worry about that: if you display a basic competency in Microsoft Word -- you understand how to change fonts when required, for example -- you could be managing the campaign all by yourself within a matter of weeks! The forwarded job description e-mail, after the jump.
Just think: you could work with Mister Cummins. Mmm!
From: John Cummins [mailto:Volunteer2@JohnMcCain.com]
Sent: Wednesday, July 30, 2008 1:10 PM
Subject: McCain Campaign Internships
John McCain 2008
John McCain needs YOU!
The John McCain 2008 Presidential Campaign is looking for interns for positions available immediately in our Arlington, Virginia headquarters.
In addition to giving you real-world work experience, this program provides an opportunity to participate in the most exciting presidential election in history! Campaign Internships are unpaid and participants are responsible for arranging their own transportation and housing.
Interns will work with staff on various projects essential to the campaign and play a significant role in Senator McCain's campaign.
Interested candidates should send a resume and cover letter (with availability) to: Volunteer2@JohnMcCain.com
John Cummins, Deputy Director of Volunteers
Oh boy! You'd get to work with people so smart that they hyphenate "Thank-you."