John McCain's web site features a challenging video game called "Pork Invaders," which is designed to illustrate how he will balance the $900 trillion budget deficit by cutting hundreds of millions of dollars in earmarks and "waste." And because he is John McCain, he will use War to veto these earmarks. See for yourself in the game -- you, President McCain, "fire a veto" with the spacebar at little piggie space monsters to prevent them from shitting firecrackers on your subprime mud huts. [John McCain]