Gross old liebot John McCain, whose entire head is made of skin cancer and bullshit, is having a very important policy discussion with "Snooki," a bright orange dwarf who appeared on a chilling documentary about emotionally challenged adolescents left alone in a tacky vacation house to die of STDs. John McCain won't tax you for working hard to get skin cancer, because look what skin cancer did for him! [Twitter via Wonkette operative "Jack O."]