John Roberts' Old-Fashioned Values
John Jr. breaks it down. Short pants + electric boogaloo = truly, a bridge to the 19th century.
And with that, we hand over Wonkette to a couple of knucklehead guest editors for the day. As we traverse the country, west to east, Holly Martins and Joe Klein will keep you up-to-date on the very latest in John Roberts data and ass-fucking alerts.