Join Subhuman Scumbag Dick Morris & Some Wingnuts For a Terrible Holiday Cruise!
Want to make sure next year is awful, too? Then why not book your passage today on the March 2010 NewsMax.com Love Boat! For as little as $1,349 per person, you can share a tiny claustrophobic inside cabin for seven fucking days and nights on some hideous cruise ship, and during the day you will be forced out on the deck to suck Dick Morris' toes. (Could be worse. You could have "anus duty.") Some other wingnuts you've never heard of, they'll be hanging around, too! And if you just won the lottery and need to get rid of that cash, quick, go ahead and spend $17,598 for a single veranda suite on this Death Boat. [NewsMax Cruise]