Jon Stewart Does Kegstands On The Senate. Eviscerates And Defenestrates Them Also Too

It's midterms time, and Jon Stewart has his eye on the most important issues in the 2014 Senate elections: In Kentucky, Alison Lundergan Grimes showed Mitch McConnell the proper way to hold a gun, giving Stewart an excuse to do his McConnell as Cecil Turtle bit, ah-yup, so just go ahead and watch already. But there's also the great debate over whether Alaska Sen. Mark Begich really rides a snow machine, and, more recently, the brouhaha (from a Sanskrit word meaning "Jesus, people thinkthis is a big deal?) over Louisiana Sen. Mary Landrieu helping a college man from LSU do a kegstand (went in dumb -- come out dumb too). "Who wants to do lines off my ass? Come on, everybody! Let’s party -- the survival of Obamacare depends on it!”

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