Like Yr Wonkette, Jon Stewart has a soft spot for Old Handsome Joe Biden, that loveable cutup andadvocate for victims of domestic violence. But golly, OHJB can put his foot in it, can't he? Like how he referred to bankers who foreclosed on homes during the financial crisis as "Shylocks" the other day (oh, come on, Joe!). This also gave Stewart the chance to give Shakespeare the "Fuck you!" he'd been waiting 400 years to deliver. Then, fresh off apologizing for the "Shylocks" remark, America's Goofy Uncle referred to Asia as "the Orient," which is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude. “Orient? Shylock? It’s like Biden hasn’t been out of the house since 1962!”


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Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.

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