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Jon Stewart Has Had It With Cheesy, Bacony Super Bowl Munchie Shortages

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One should always be a little skeptical of VelveetaWith this year's Super Bowl being played by teams from states that have legalized weed, there are rumored shortages of Velveeta and bacon, maybe. The nation's strategic reserves of munchies could be endangered! Or is the "Velveeta Shortage" simply an ersatz media invention, a smoothly processed story with little nutritional value? The Daily Show looks at the disturbing puff piece behind this lighthearted reality.


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