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Jon Stewart: How We Learn Things from Television

The following transcript of "The Daily Show" would seem to lend itself to some kind of "What liberal media" joke, even though those aren't really very funny. But we don't think it proves that the press corps is biased. We just think they're lazy.


CNN: "This is 28 pages from the Republican National Committee. It says, 'Who is Edwards? It starts off by saying a disingenuous, unaccomplished liberal.' We also saw from the Bush-Cheney camp they released talking points to their supporters."
JON STEWART: "Talking points. That's how we learn things. But how will I absorb a talking point like 'Edwards and Kerry are out of the mainstream' unless I get it jack hammered into my skull? That's where television lends a hand."
FOX NEWS: "He stands way out of the main stream."

CNN – Terry Holt, Spokesman for Bush Camp:

" way out of the main stream."

CNN – Communication Director, Bush-Cheney: "He stands so far out of the main stream."

CNN – Lynn Cheney: "He's so out of the main stream."

CNN Terry Holt: "they're out of the main stream."

CNN –Frank Donatelli, GOP Strategist: " . . . well out of the main stream.

JON STEWART: I'm getting a feeling. I think, I think they're out of the main stream. But, what if I wonder why?

CNN – Frank Donatelli: " two of the foremost liberal senators of the US Senate."

CNN – Crossfire: . . ." two of the foremost liberal senators of the US Senate."

MSNBC – Ed Gillespie: . . ." the most liberal rated senator in the US Senate."

HARDBALL – Lynn Cheney: " . . . the most liberal senator of the Senate."

FOX NEWS: " . . . who was rated as the number 1 liberal in the US Senate."

FOX NEWS – Elizabeth Dole: . . ." the number 1 most liberal senator in the US Senate."

JON STEWART: Wow! Those guys are liberals!! In fact, if I didn't know better, I'd say they're the first and fourth most liberal in the whole Senate. Wow! And while we don't have any idea what that means and where those rankings come from and how they were arrived at or whether it's even true, I don't like the sounds of it. And it's certainly not something for the media to question. As a matter of fact, I would imagine people like that, liberal and out of the main stream, hang out in some pretty extreme places.
ABC –This Week – Lindsey Graham: " talking about the hate fest."

CNN: "Hollywood hate fest."

FOX NEWS: ". . . last Thursday night's hate fest."

PAT BOONE: " Radio City Music Hall hate fest.

JON STEWART: "Yeah. See, out of the main stream, liberals, and hate fest. Keeping up with current events is easier than you thing. Talking points: they're true because they're said a lot."

Talking Points [Daily Show transcript via Progressive Review]

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It's the night before the two-night Democratic primary debate extravaganza, and we're already tired. Turns out having 20 candidates spread across two nights when only six or eight of them matter is not the must-see TV we all thought it was going to be! But that's not to dissuade you from getting excited! We're excited! We're so excited! We're so ...

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Lately he's been blowing smoke from another orifice.

After a cursory examination of the TWELVE filings in the case against California Congressman Duncan Hunter just in the past 24 hours, we can confidently declare that that guy is a fucking idiot. The prosecutors have him by every last one of his short and curlies -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to pay for hundreds of thousands of dollars of ski trips, video games, tuition, and plane tickets for the family rabbit.

A rational human being would have pleaded down a year ago and given up his congressional seat, since he could cash out and make a lot more money as a lobbyist anyway. But not Duncan Hunter! He made the federal government chase him down and document every last carton of cigarettes, round of tequila, and Uber ride of shame home from his many girlfriends' houses in a 60-count indictment filed last August. And still this dumb sumbitch refused to admit he was caught, even after his lovely wife (and co-conspirator) Margaret Hunter flipped on him this month -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to carry on multiple affairs and you piss off the US Attorneys enough that they put every 7 a.m. Uber ride in your indictment.

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