Jon Stewart: Lindsey Graham Still Panicked About Boogeymen Under His Bed (Video)

There's a foreign policy crisis out there in the great big world, and that means it's time for Sen. Lindsey Graham to take to Fox News and tell us just how imperiled we are. And so onFox News Sunday, on Fox News, Sunday, Graham warned that President Obama had better get some troops on the ground and destroy ISIS "before we all get killed back here at home."

And yet Jon Stewart is strangely unterrified by Graham's dire warning of utter destruction -- possibly because for Lindsey Graham, the sky is falling every single day, and usually for several different reasons at once. And here we get the classic Daily Show montage, with clips of Graham promising total disaster caused by everything from an assault weapon ban to budget deficits. "For God's sake, I've seen chihuahuas in handbags who were less fretful and shaking." And Lindsey's been exactly this scared since 9/11/01 -- it's really quite impressive.

Watch. Enjoy.

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