Jonah Goldberg, K-Lo Write Same Article For Different Websites, Probably Are Having Sex With Each Other

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It has happened -- IT! YOU KNOW OF WHAT WE SPEAK. Jonah Goldberg and Kathryn Jean Lopez have officially merged to become the ultimate destructo-bot of carnage and murder and death as foretold by ancient prophecy: The Fat Mexican Secretary. For there is currently a column by "Jonah Goldberg" on National Review called "Big Bedfellows," and there is also currently a column by "Kathryn Jean Lopez" on Townhall called "Big Bedfellows," and they're the same article about how they fuck all the time, maybe.


PROOFERY:

Does The Fat Mexican Secretary's wordsmithery also appear on other Internet weblogs? Perhaps. The Fat Mexican Secretary is also known to shape-shift into a sportier coupe called "Little Green Footballs." Be on the lookout.

BREAKING: Scandal At The Corner Uncovered (Must Credit S,N!) [Sadly, No!]

Thank you to whoever at Sadly, No! made the top image, which is perhaps the greatest image in history.

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