Joss Whedon And Every Celebrity Ever Will Save America From 'Muppet Hitler' AKA Donald Trump
Robert Downey Jr. is a celebrity who wants to stop Muppet Hitler!
Guys. GUYS. (And ladies, also too!) Joss Whedon, who is your favorite and our favorite and God's favorite, has put together a brilliant new voting PSA, starring every celebrity in the entire world, living or dead, except Brangelina, RIP THOUGHTS 'N' PRAYERS. But everyone else is in it, including many of the cast members of The Avengers! It's part of Whedon's new project called "Save the Day," which is one of those pop-up thingies that happen around election time to make sure YOU are registered to vote, and that YOU actually show the fuck up. The project's mission statement has all the normal lovey words about making sure every voice is heard, but the greater point is to defeat Donald Fucking Trump on November 8.
Whedon announced the project on Twitter, which is where you announce things:
He means it when he says the world is on fire, and he's talking about a very orange-y fire named Donald Trump. According to Buzzfeed, here's how he was able to get EVERY FAMOUS PERSON EVER involved:
“There is almost nobody that I wouldn’t approach to say, ‘If you can pitch in, do it now,’” he said. “It was pretty much the same spiel to everybody: ‘Doing a voting PSA to help get out the vote and stop orange Muppet Hitler.’”
So let's see, who is in this thing? Oh, just Robert Downey, Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Don Cheadle, that HOLYFUCKHOT guy from "Orange Is The New Black" ...
Also too there is James Franco and Neil Patrick Harris and Martin Sheen and Julianne Moore -- "just a shit-ton of famous people," as Moore says -- and SO MANY MORE, and they are there to stop, as Don Cheadle says, "a racist and abusive coward who could permanently damage the fabric of our society." Oh yeah, and Mark Ruffalo's penis has a starring role! BET YOU WANNA WATCH IT NOW.
Don't worry, Mark Ruffalo's penis is totally safe for work. OR IS IT? You'll have to judge for yourself when you watch the video. OR WILL YOU?
Oh just goddamn watch it, it's the greatest thing on the internet today.
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