Ever since National Review Online's old maid Kathryn Jean Lopez heard about sex a few weeks ago, she has been frantically typing with one hand about all the dirty, dirty, dirty pornography on the Internet which is so filthy, so hawt, so nasty. (Actually, K-Lo "discovers" the p0rN every year about this time. It's like some gross mating dance done by a weird prairie turkey.)

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Today, on the Internet's #1 comedy blog, "The Corner," K-Lo's volcanic gush of sexytime blog posts reached a fever pitch, as evidenced by this gross Twitter screenshot captured by the Kinsey of his time, Wonkette operative "Joseph V." [NRO Twitter]