K-Lo Getting Hairy Palms Because of All the Nasty Sexytime On the 'Puter

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Ken Layne

April 26, 2010 01:03 PM

Ever since National Review Online's old maid Kathryn Jean Lopez heard about sex a few weeks ago, she has been frantically typing with one hand about all the dirty, dirty, dirty pornography on the Internet which is so filthy, so hawt, so nasty. (Actually, K-Lo "discovers" the p0rN every year about this time. It's like some gross mating dance done by a weird prairie turkey.)

See?

Today, on the Internet's #1 comedy blog, "The Corner," K-Lo's volcanic gush of sexytime blog posts reached a fever pitch, as evidenced by this gross Twitter screenshot captured by the Kinsey of his time, Wonkette operative "Joseph V." [NRO Twitter]

Happy Father's Day, Roger Stone! YOU ARE THE COLLUSION!

It's always the guy you TOTALLY suspect!

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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What Are Texans Doing For Father's Day? Marching To Get Migrant Kids Back To Their Families.

What kind of country does this?

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been ~~imprisoned~~ "placed."

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