On today's episode of "Please Stop Creating Bullshit Ass Conspiracy Theories About Kamala Harris, Asshole!" we will explore the latest dumb shit the internet has manufactured to attack a woman who is running for President while wearing a vagina.

Kamala Harris recently had a great interview with the Breakfast Club (It's a hip-hop related show, VERY popular with black folks and yes I watch it), and everything seemed fine ... for a while. She spoke about all types of issues and even told on herself about when she smoked weed back in college. A joint, she said. Nobody really gave a shit that she smoked, it was just nice that she didn't lie about it and pretend she didn't inhale.

Then DJ Envy asked her about her choices in music, and as she was answering, Charlamagne tha God tossed out a joke about what she listened to while she was smoking. They laughed. She looked back at Envy and started talking music, listing off stuff she likes, including Cardi B. Therefore ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE AND OMG REEFERGATE!!?!1? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING US, OH YOU AREN'T, GO TO FUCKING HELL.

Why are people saying Kamala is lying about smoking weed and trying to pander to black people?

Because people are stupid and they listen to other stupid people and it causes regular shit to get blown the fuck up. Also because they are liars. And also they can fuck the entire way off, not sure if we mentioned that already?

Let's watch:

After the very nice interview was finished, all was well, especially for most people who saw the video version. People like me laughed at the joke, I mean, who would expect anyone to think a presidential candidate was seriously about to list out their weed playlist? I don't even have a weed playlist and I'm pretty sure I'm composed of approximately (I don't math) 34% THC at this point.

It could have ended there if people actually cared about the facts. Most English speaking humans who are in possession of working eyes would have absolutely no difficulty seeing who she directed her responses at, if they were watching the podcast. Perhaps if one heard it on the radio or on an audio podcast, it can be argued that they could make a mistake, like the genius who ran with the sillyass idea that she was responding to Charlemagne Tha God's hilarious joke about her smoking music.

Here is the genius tweet that managed to light the flames of this dumbass shitfire:

As you can see this person obviously didn't watch the video. This tweet was based off of an article written about the podcast by a writer who ostensibly watched the video version, because the article photo is a screenshot of the video podcast. I say ostensibly because they are the ones who started the drama by saying she said she smoked while listening to Tupac and Snoop when that's not at all what she said. Which was clear in the video.

So, the original article that spawned a frenzy of screaming and wailing about how "inauthentic" Kamala is (where have we seen this before?) was entirely wrong from the headline on down the page to the last conclusion.

I will show you what I mean.

From NYT:

Charlamagne tha God, one of the show's hosts, asked Ms. Harris if she had ever smoked marijuana herself — a question presidential candidates have long been loath to answer. Ms. Harris confidently said she had, adding, "and I did inhale."
"It was a long time ago," Ms. Harris said, laughing.

Also, I distinctly heard her mention the ONE joint. How many songs worth of weed smoking is that? One? Two at most? How the fuck would she know wtf was on the radio that ONE TIME she smoked A JOINT? Basta!

Later in the interview, Ms. Harris was asked about her taste in music. She has previously named California artists like Tupac and Snoop Dogg among her favorites.

"What does Kamala Harris listen to?" asked D.J. Envy, another one of the show's hosts.


This is DJ Envy who asked her what she listens to.

Before Ms. Harris answered the question, Charlamagne tha God interjected, asking her to say what she listened to while she smoked in college.


This is Charlemagne who is funny. He is who asked about the weed playlist.

This is her agreeing that she likes Snoop and Tupac, not that she was smoking blunts and Sippin on Gin and Juice. Stop it.

Everyone laughed, before D.J. Envy appeared to return to his original question.

"Was it Snoop?" he asked.

"Oh yeah, definitely Snoop," Ms. Harris said. "Tupac for sure."


This is where she was looking when she replied and discussed music further.


Let me also just say this: Why the fuck would a politician not named Gary Johnson list out what was on their "420 Smooth Jamz and Old Skool Rap" Memorex tape back in the day like a common Norville "Shaggy" Rogers? Also, who the entire fuck can remember what the hell they listened to while smoking their ONLY joint 30 goddamn years ago? I cannot tell you what I was doing the LAST time I smoked. Oh. I was typing this. *puts it down* This is what I mean, y'all, it's obvious that we have a whole bunch of weed smoking Encyclopedia Browns and Nancy Drews, and they are TERRIBLE at solving these dumb ass mysteries for the simple reason that ... they are the ones making this stupid shit up themselves. This is not a real scandal. Maybe SOME people need to smoke weaker weed, or smoke better weed so they're not such fucking dicks all the time, BASTA ENOUGH and if you're gonna Zapruder, LEARN HOW HUMANS WORK, AND CONVERSATIONS, AND TALKING TWO ON ONE, and not being pissy little liar shits, you ass trolls of assness.

Now we are mad just in time for THIS, your OPEN THREAD.


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Once upon a time... about ten years ago, a group of entirely ridiculous men burst onto the scene wearing stupid hats and telling men that wearing stupid hats and telling men that walking up to women in bars and insulting ("negging") them would get them laid. This did not last long, as women also had televisions and computers and were completely aware of these tricks as well, so when some ass came up to us in a bar and said "Hey, nice nails, are they real?" we would laugh and laugh and loudly announce "Oh my god, this guy just tried to neg me! Can you believe that shit? HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY JUST TRIED TO NEG ME!" and then refer to him as "Mystery" the whole night.

Most of the men who tried that shit only did so a few times before realizing that it wasn't going to work, and thus moved on to other things. Perhaps things that did not involve furry hats and coming off as a huge creep. We may never know, because I would assume that those who tried it are now extremely embarrassed and would never, ever admit to this to us.

Still, there were a few men willing to eat that shit up, as well as some grifters willing to take advantage of that. Said grifters tended to be extremely misogynistic and seemed more like they were teaching men how to be as despised by women as they were than teaching them how to actually be liked by women.

Some of them, like Roosh V, a creepy weirdo who actually does live in his mom's basement, actively encouraged men to rape women who were intoxicated to the point of being obviously unable to consent.

However, even that branch of the PUA tree is wilting away. Many "self-help" style PUA forums like Nextasf and RSDnation are shutting down or have already shut down. In March, Chateau Heartiste, a batshit crazy PUA turned White Nationalist/Alt-Right blog was shut down by Wordpress. This week, rape advocate Roosh V (whom you may recall once called yours truly a "Wonkette typist/clown face, would not bang") announced that he was renouncing his PUA ways and devoting himself to Jesus. He explained to the forum he manages that he would no longer be allowing anyone to discuss premarital "fornication."

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'Baby Geniuses' star Jon Voight took to Twitter early this morning to proclaim his undying love for Donald Trump, probably because there is no one left in his life who will listen to him talk about this, or anything else, in person. In this video rant, Voight encouraged members of the Republican Party, whom he apparently thinks are the only real citizens of the United States, to stand by Donald Trump and "acknowledge the truth" that he is the best President since Abraham Lincoln.

Part ONE:

People of the Republican Party, I know you will agree with me when I say our president has our utmost respect and our love. This job is not easy. For he's battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. I've said this once and I'll say this again. That our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln. I'm here today to acknowledge the truth, and I'm here today to tell you my fellow Americans that our country…

Oh no, not our absurd words of destruction!

Part DEUX:

is stronger, safer, and with more jobs because our President has made his every move correct. Don't be fooled by the political left, because we are the people of this nation that is witnessing triumph. So let us stand with our president. Let us stand up for this truth, that President Trump is the greatest president since President Lincoln.

Does Jon Voight not know there have been... other presidents? Can he name them? Because really, it does not sound like it. Does he also not know that a very big chunk of the Republican Party actually does not care very much for Abraham Lincoln? Namely those defenders of Confederate statues that Trump called "very fine people?" Also, did he intentionally diss their beloved Ronald Reagan?

Who can know? Who can even tell what he is trying to say or why he is trying to say it. He doesn't appear to have tweeted much since 2016, so I'm guessing whoever's job it was to keep him from tanking his career quit. Either that... or after filming the seventh season of Ray Donovan, he found out it's going to be canceled or his character is getting killed off or something and he is now free to be a jackass? I don't know, I haven't watched the show, although my parents are very into it and mad that I haven't watched it. Literally all I know about it is that it has something to do with Boston, because they keep mentioning that to me like it's a selling point.

It seems useless at this point to note that the people who scream their faces off about how bad it is for Hollywood celebs to support liberal causes, and how they should keep their politics to themselves, etc. etc. make a way bigger deal than normal people do whenever a Big Time Hollywood Celebrity like Jon Voight or, uh, Scott Baio, supports their cause. Mostly because they're the only ones who have elected a reality TV star and the star of Bedtime for Bonzo (who by the way, also once practically ruined a perfectly good Bette Davis movie with his bad acting. Which is not to say that Dark Victory is not fantastic and probably the best thing to watch if you want to sob your face off, but he was very bad in it.) to run the country.

But we might as well do that anyway, because it actually never stops being funny.

[Jon Voight Twitter]

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