Kamala Harris Ready To Prosecute Trump's Thirsty Ass RIIIIGHT NOOOOW
Kamala Harris was holding it down at the South Carolina Democratic Convention this weekend, and she wasn't just there to kick it at Clyburn's Fish Fry, hang out with Berndog Sanders, and just look extra good. No. She is fucking running for President, and she's actually got a chance, unlike the many Mayo Casserole Men who keep jumping into the damn race. Why did they jump in after Kamala and Elizabeth Warren, the only people who are even running, clearly said, "We got it from here, boys"? Not sure, but regardless, it was unnecessary. Doesn't matter anyway because who is gonna remember Dadface McDorksky when Kamala is turning it the fuck out with speeches indicting Trump?
Do you believe in America? Kamala Harris believes in America, and her Saturday speech calls out for justice, and righteousness; where Barack Obama struck hopeful, dulcet, aspirational tones, Harris strikes sharp chords of urgency. To say that she read Trump the riot act would be, and is, an understatement; what she did here raised a crucial reality that some Dems refuse to see. Trump MUST be prosecuted. The Democratic nominee will wear many hats, and one of the most important of those hats is that of a prosecutor. There is a case to be made against Donald J. Trump, hell, there are so many cases, and as far as Harris is concerned, who better to make that case, but a COP? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kamala Harris at the South Carolina Democratic Convention June, 22 2019 youtu.be
Transcript from Rolling Stone:
We have in this White House a president who says he wants to make America great again. Well, what does that mean? Does that mean he wants to take us back to before schools were integrated?
Yeah, what the fuck does that shit mean, tho? Betsy DeVos is trying to funnel as much public school money into charter schools (and home schools!) as possible -- and we're pretty sure segregation is one of her favorite reasons.
Does that mean he wants to take us back to before the Voting Rights Act was enacted? [Yes.] Does that mean he wants to take us back before the Civil Rights Act was enacted? [Yes.] Does he mean he wants to take us back before Roe v. Wade was enacted? [Yes, yes, yes!] Because we're not going back. We're not going back.
WE DAMN THE FUCK SURE AIN'T!!!
I engage in very stupid ass conversations on a daily basis. I've been told any number of times that women are going to have to learn to be more accommodating and leave some wiggle room on abortion. My answer is always the same: "Please go fuck yourself, Chad/Kimber, it's none of your goddamn business, lady/guy." People don't like it. GOOD. Maybe they'll pre-fuck themselves, so I won't have to repeat myself every single month.
"I also had a career as a prosecutor. So, let me tell you a little bit about that. I know how to take on predators," she said. Harris talked about successes she's had prosecuting big banks, for-profit colleges, oil companies and "transnational criminal organizations who are preying on women and children." Harris continued, "I know how to get that job done and I did it for the people."
Did you know that Kamala specialized in prosecuting child sexual assault cases when she was a cop?
"So, let's read that rap sheet, shall we?" she began. "He asked black Americans, he said, what do you have to lose? Well, we know civil rights investigations are down, hate crimes are up, we had a lot to lose."
Most black folks don't even bother to let Trump take us from unbothered to slightly bothered. Most of us knew we were in for four years of nonstop abuse, and know better than to EXPECT justice. We'll expect what we got under Reagan. Nothing.
"Let's look at that rap sheet. Where he told working people that he would help them but instead passed a tax bill benefiting the top one percent and the biggest corporations of this country. Said he would help the farmers, but passed what I call the Trump trade tax, Trump trade policy by tweet. And now we've got farmers who have soybeans rotting in bins and auto workers who may be out of their job by the end of the year."
Damn you, Soybean Farmers!! We have been following the Soybeaners since that fateful day when one farmer said he'd be willing to fight "to the death!" against Trump's trade enemies.
"She then exclaimed, "Let's prosecute the case!" One thing is for certain after her performance today, Harris is going to fight hard for the nomination. And if she wins, Trump had better look out. A fire-breathing former attorney general wants to "prosecute the case."
It's a wrap, Y'all. Regardless of who wins the Dem nomination, one thing we can count on is that Kamala Harris will prosecute this asshole for all of us, and look damn good while doing it.
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