This is what we get for no posting over Christmas: We miss awesome images like this:
I know, I know, your first question is, "Why wasn't he reading 'The Grinch'?" OK, maybe your first question was, "What kind of drugs is he on?" We don't know. We do know that Education Secretary Rod Paige got "The Grinch." Your second question: Who's the Jew they got to read a Hanukkah story? Well, apparently the highest-ranking Jew in the Bush White House is a man named "Josh Bolton" and -- apparently at the President's request -- he read a book called "What is Hanukkah?" He does not look happy about it.
A Season of Stories [WhiteHouse.gov]