Katherine Harris Launches "Hugs for Votes" Campaign

U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris, R-Fla., right, is hugged by Paul Debesa as she arrives Thursday, July 6, 2006, in the 'Little Havana' area of Miami. Harris, bidding to become the Republican candidate for a U.S. Senate seat, began the South Florida portion of her campaign by speaking at a restaurant. (AP Photo/Alan Diaz)
That's our Kathy! With her fabulous world shrinking around her, our plucky heroine decided to bust out and find some new friends. And look! She found the Cubans! And I'm sure the delighted Cubans love Katherine right back, promising 100 votes for every old person hugged, 200 if she hugs them really, really close.

Katherine Harris Courts Hispanic Voters in Miami [Sun-Sentinal]

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