Kayleigh McEnany Is The Latest Trumpworld COVID Catcher


White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany is the latest Trump staffer to test positive for COVID-19 after President Prospero's Red Death gala for Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett.

McEnany released this statement:

MCENANY: After testing negative consistently, including every day since Thursday, I tested positive for COVID-19 on Monday morning while experiencing no symptoms.

Congratulations. No, seriously, we don't want anyone to get ill, but even if you're asymptomatic, you are still a potential threat for spreading the disease. That might've been important to know at Barrett's Sweet Sixteen.

MCENANY: As an essential worker, I have worked diligently to provide needed information to the American people at this time.

Aside from its comma usage, everything in that sentence is wrong.

MCENANY: With my recent positive test, I will begin the quarantine process and will continue working on behalf of the American people remotely.

Everyone at the Barrett bash should be in quarantine right now, and I don't want Kamala Harris anywhere near Mike Pence this week.


The Hill

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