Ken 'Obama' Starr Keeps Asking For Hillary's Tax Returns
The Blowjob Era has returned! Today, in response to the Obama campaign's demand that the Clintons release their tax returns NOW, communications director Howard Wolfson called it a "Ken Starr" tactic. Ken Starr was a famous investigator douchebag from the 1990s, when Obama was on crack and Hillary was fixing Northern Ireland and children's sicknesses, you see.
I think we can all agree with Howard Wolfson that this is indeed true:
Ann Lewis and Howard Wolfson, top aides to Clinton, held a conference call with reporters in which they said that Obama's calling on the former first lady to release her tax returns were similar to attacks from the GOP that the Clintons have faced before.
"I for one do not believe that imitating Ken Starr is a way to win a Democratic primary for the presidency," Wolfson said.
Next week, when Hillary calls Obama "the little black kid buying lake trout at the corner store," and Obama calls them out, Howard Wolfson will denounce Michelle Obama for imitating Jefferson Davis in wanting to keep slavery alive.
Know Hope, as Ken Starr would say.