So you didn't bite for the Kerrysex rumor, eh? Well, Drudge has been working overtime to deliver a new tidbit that may torpedo Kerry's candidacy, and we think he's found it. Type-size restrictions prevent us from communicating completely the explosive nature of this allegation, but trust us, it's big.

REUTERS 'SNIPER' SNAP OF KERRY RAISES EYEBROWS


A photo moved on the REUTERS international wire of presidential candidate John Kerry appears to put the Democrat frontrunner in the bull's-eye of a sniper's aim! . . . An official from REUTERS claims the photo is actually candidate Kerry as seen through "a television camera."

It is not yet known if Kerry had an affair with the "television camera," but MAJOR NEWS OUTLETS are preparing stories, and the camera is reported to have taped an exclusive interview prior to fleeing to Taiwan. In its Friendster profile, the camera describes itself as "just another piece of ass who has fucked John Kerry."

REUTERS 'SNIPER' SNAP OF KERRY RAISES EYEBROWS [DRUDGE REPORT!]