Kissing Congressman's Wife Totally Cool With Him Boning That Lady
Wives! They are always like "no you may not put your Marriage Stick in the whore'sPenis Home and rub it up and down a lot," and other unfair things! But Vance McAllister, the Christly congressman who was putting his dick on that lady until he got BUSTED on VIDEO, knows how to pick them, because his wife is all like "it is cool honey no probs oh hey where is all the Valium is it here are you the Valium?" and he is like, "SCORE."
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.