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Wives! They are always like "no you may not put your Marriage Stick in the whore'sPenis Home and rub it up and down a lot," and other unfair things! But Vance McAllister, the Christly congressman who was putting his dick on that lady until he got BUSTED on VIDEO, knows how to pick them, because his wife is all like "it is cool honey no probs oh hey where is all the Valium is it here are you the Valium?" and he is like, "SCORE."