Kitty Harris Ordered To Shut Up and Mime

You have got to be seriously crazy to be able to embarrass Florida Republicans in the midst of Cocktober ... and Kitty did not disappoint.

She lashed out at Sen. Bill Nelson today, accusing him of not being enough of a Jesus Freak. Nelson's staff replied that while he's not a batshit crazy Jesus Freak, he is very serious about worshipping Jesus. So serious, in fact, that he took his Holy Bible on the freakin' space shuttle. He was an Astronaut for Christ.

The GOP immediately ordered Harris to keep her mouth shut for the duration of the campaign. She is, however, allowed to perform mime.

Nelson doesn't act like Christian, Harris says [Orlando Sentinel]


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