Sure, we laugh at Katherine Harris' strong Christian/Jewish faith, and we laugh at how her god(s) betrayed her, but we're ready to acknowledge an actual supernatural miracle when it happens.

Kitty's old House district has officially gone to Republican Vern Buchanan -- it's convenient when Jeb Bush is governor! -- even though the 17,846 people who mysteriously didn't vote for a Congressional representative otherwise voted overwhelmingly for Democrats.

This is sort of like when Yahweh wouldn't let Moses cross over that one river to the Holy Land or whatever, yet Moses' wives were given to his brothers, and everybody left Moses there to die by himself, in the night. Enjoy the Promised Land, Vern!

Analysis: Ballots favored Dems [Orlando Sentinel]