Time for your daily press briefing with White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki!

Hopefully she will finally address rumors that President Joe Biden is planning to cancel all the Potato Heads AGAIN if they don't make the Potato Head butthole storage compartments at least THREE TIMES BIGGER. Because that does sound like a thing he would do. Obviously.

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