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Lady Godiva Comes to Washington

Are you tiring yet of the non-stop coverage of Wednesday Morning Massacrette? Well, sorry to disappoint you, but more is on the way.


Before we plunge back into the thick of things, though, here's a little diversion for you. Just got this from a tipster:

Was just in Adams Morgan, and walking down 18th Street across Columbia Road was a 40ish, very white, very blond, VERY naked woman. Not your garden variety crazy woman, either - she seemed quite sane and pleasant, saying hello with a smile to everyone she passed. Not exactly sure on the public exposure laws in DC - I'd heard that being topless was legal, and that the only thing that was illegal was showing pubic hair. If so, well, let's just say this woman wasn't breaking any laws...

Are there any LC's unaccounted for?

If you can confirm this sighting (we haven't verified it), if you're aware of some performance artist who might be pulling such a stunt, or if you're in the area and can get some digital pictures, feel free to share with us.

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Let's take a break from the awful terrible news for a moment and check in with Donald Trump Jr. and his unfortunate face. As you may remember, Junior and his wife Vanessa are getting divorced, probably because Vanessa Trump is tired of waking up from nightmares about being married to a guy with that face and immediately seeing him sleeping next to her in bed with that face just leaving imprints on their nice luxury pillows. And the divorce has apparently been getting DIRTY, because "somebody" has been leaking stories to the New York Post about how Vanessa Trump used to write love letters to her MS-13 boyfriend in jail and Vanessa Trump used to date 9/11 and Vanessa Trump doesn't need any Trump money because she is swimming in Marinara Buck$, and so on and so forth. Who is whispering these Vanessa Trump Secrets in the New York Post's ear? Definitely not Junior!

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House Republicans, apparently trying to remind America that they're capable of bad decisions on so many more issues than just immigration, have offered a bold new plan to balance the federal budget in just nine years, eschewing the usual 10-year timeline more typical of such rightwing wet dreams to prove they're serious this time. And what an exciting name the thing has: It's called "A Brighter American Future," and it offers such fresh new Republican ideas as massive cuts to Medicare, also privatizing Medicare, chopping Medicaid into little bits, and then stomping on the bits -- all assuming that they've, once again, repealed Obamacare.

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