September 07, 2006 01:50 AM
Lame Atlanta Panda Gives Birth To Non-Butterstick Panda Baby
What else do you need to know? Some zoo down in CNN-ville has some low-level pandas that make even average pandas seem like Lindsey Lohan.
But the incompetent mama panda was somehow inseminated -- artificially, like all panda moms, even in the wild -- and now there's a baby panda that experts say is ugly and dumb and obviously no match for Butterstick.
Giant panda gives birth at Atlanta zoo [MSNBC]
Panda born at Zoo Atlanta [Atlanta Journal Constitution]