Larry Craig Wants To Drill All Of America

A Wonkette Senate operative has informed us that Idaho Sen. Larry Craig is on the Senate floor now, and "he's talking about the 'Craig Does Act,' and said 'we adjusted ourselves a little bit' referencing 'the no zone' as well." Yes folks, it's true: Larry Craig is amajor player in Congressional efforts to end the ban on domestic drilling (for oil), with his very special "Craig D.O.E.S. Act," which seeks to alleviate "Pain at the Pump." Craig reasons that once America gets used to being drilled, the pumps won't be as painful. [Sen. Larry Craig]


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