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Larry Flynt Offers Ashley Alexandra Dupre $1 Million For Nude Shoot

According to a press release, Hustler publisher Larry Flynt has made the first big move in the Penthouse-Hustler bidding war for Ashley Alexandra Dupre's nudie shots -- $1 million dollars. "We think this is an item that is going to stay in the news for some time," Flynt said. "We think it's not bad for a 22-year-old to make $1 million for a few hours work. It beats what she was making at the escort service." Ashley should take this. Take it! Takey takey takey take! Think of all the rent checks this could pay! But remember to save some for taxes, because you will have to pay those now.

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Employees in Donald Trump's White House have the career mortality rate of Bubonic plague victims and are less attractive to future employers. Adding to the body count is Darren Beattie, one of Trump's speechwriters who was fired on Friday. It's a hard gig trying to make the thing currently squatting in the Oval Office sound like a functioning human being. Just take a quick look at Trump's E. coli-infected word salad when removed from a sanity-boosting Twitter format.

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