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Earlier today, the inimitable Five Dollar Feminist splained at you about Jerome Corsi, and his world full of hurt. But Trump's pal "Jerry" isn't taking his legal troubles lying down! No, he has hired the world's greatest superlawyer, Larry Klayman, to sue the shit out of Bobby Mueller, for reasons. Check it!

Oh baby, right there. RIGHT THERE. AoooooooooOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!


We couldn't possibly go over every Wonkette story in which Larry Klayman has superlawyered; there is neither enough time nor enough pixels. We can't tell you about all the times he wrote erotic fiction about Barack Obama literally "enslaving" the whites, by employing them in the West Wing. But we will give you a rough overview -- a highlight reel -- of Klayman's superlawyering, because fucker sued ALL THE BLACKS.

Superlawyer Larry Klayman Super-Suing People, A Primer!

Fucker sued all the blacks. To our knowledge, he has not prevailed in his lawsuit against all the blacks.

Fucker sued (and lost) Minneapolis CityPages for reporting accurately on his custody suit, in which he was a weirdo.

Fucker sued the judge in his custody suit, in which he was a weirdo.

That was the same judge he called a Jew. Because of how he lost.

But not the same judge he said was "a woman scorned." Also because of how he lost.

Or this one either. Totally different on-the-rag bitchface. Did not prevail. Totally lost.

Fucker "convened" a "grand jury" that "indicted" "Obama." To our knowledge, Obama is not in jail.

Fucker sued Hillary Clinton for murdering Benghazi. Ditto.

Fucker sued the New York Times for ... something about Joe Arpaio? Lost.

Fucker sued Sacha Baron Cohen for "making" Roy Moore look stupid. Pretty sure he lost.

Fucker sued/was sued by his own organization, Judicial Watch. Also lost.

Despite threatening to, and calling us "venomous" gaymos, fucker never, ever, ever sued Your Wonkette :(

Very excellent lawyer pick, Jerome Corsi! Have fun suing the castle! And YOU have fun in this, your OPEN THREAD!

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There was a time, a few months ago, when everyone had written off Elizabeth Warren. Well, not me, because I am a fabulous genius, but lots of other people. The "very reasonable" talking heads on all the various news channels, the kind of people who used to say things like "Oh, we'd like universal health care too, but 'the people' will never go for it!" but who definitely did not actually want universal health care for any reason, and even the Trump campaign. Though, to be fair, the Trump campaign didn't think Trump had much of a chance of winning in 2016 either.

But now, as more and more people hear her speak, hear her plans, hear what she wants to do and how she wants to do it... Elizabeth Warren is rising up in the polls. She's a contender. In the most recent Quinnipiac poll, she was closing in on Sanders for second place nationally, and in California and Nevada polls, she's in second place.

And now, according to a report from Politico, the Trump campaign is now scrambling and panicking and... stalking her?

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Some dick is suing your Wonkette! If you are able, will you please send money?

1. Pick "just once" or "monthly."

2. Pick an amount, like say "all of the money."

3. Click "paypal" if you are paypal or "stripe" if you are not paypal.

4. MONEY.

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