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Earlier today, the inimitable Five Dollar Feminist splained at you about Jerome Corsi, and his world full of hurt. But Trump's pal "Jerry" isn't taking his legal troubles lying down! No, he has hired the world's greatest superlawyer, Larry Klayman, to sue the shit out of Bobby Mueller, for reasons. Check it!

Oh baby, right there. RIGHT THERE. AoooooooooOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!


We couldn't possibly go over every Wonkette story in which Larry Klayman has superlawyered; there is neither enough time nor enough pixels. We can't tell you about all the times he wrote erotic fiction about Barack Obama literally "enslaving" the whites, by employing them in the West Wing. But we will give you a rough overview -- a highlight reel -- of Klayman's superlawyering, because fucker sued ALL THE BLACKS.

Superlawyer Larry Klayman Super-Suing People, A Primer!

Fucker sued all the blacks. To our knowledge, he has not prevailed in his lawsuit against all the blacks.

Fucker sued (and lost) Minneapolis CityPages for reporting accurately on his custody suit, in which he was a weirdo.

Fucker sued the judge in his custody suit, in which he was a weirdo.

That was the same judge he called a Jew. Because of how he lost.

But not the same judge he said was "a woman scorned." Also because of how he lost.

Or this one either. Totally different on-the-rag bitchface. Did not prevail. Totally lost.

Fucker "convened" a "grand jury" that "indicted" "Obama." To our knowledge, Obama is not in jail.

Fucker sued Hillary Clinton for murdering Benghazi. Ditto.

Fucker sued the New York Times for ... something about Joe Arpaio? Lost.

Fucker sued Sacha Baron Cohen for "making" Roy Moore look stupid. Pretty sure he lost.

Fucker sued/was sued by his own organization, Judicial Watch. Also lost.

Despite threatening to, and calling us "venomous" gaymos, fucker never, ever, ever sued Your Wonkette :(

Very excellent lawyer pick, Jerome Corsi! Have fun suing the castle! And YOU have fun in this, your OPEN THREAD!

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Jack A Dull Boy. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 24, 2019

Trump tries to run out the clock. Your morning news brief!

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Oh good, Jared Kushner decided to pick today to come out from the hidey hole where he back channels with Russians and the Saudi Murder Prince while lustily fingering the security clearance unlawfully procured for him by an unelected president.

That's just super.

It was at the Time 100 event, not because Jared was on the Time 100 this year, but we guess because he was on it in 2017. His profile back then was written by Henry Kissinger, who predicted he would be a "success." We guess this happened during a part of the event called "The Time 100's Biggest Bloopers, OMG" ... oh wait, hold on, Wonkette has just been informed that Time was being serious when it invited Jared.

Our bad.

Say something stupid in reaction to the release of the Mueller Report, J-Kush:

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