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Last Call: Wonkette's Final 2008 Debate Drinking Game

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Wait, we only have an hour left to put together a drinking game? That's not enough time to create high-quality alcoholic comedy! Well, we shall do our best -- if by "our best" you mean, "We'll just throw together a quick phrase/drink list and you can give it a try, at home!"


By "drink," we mean a hit off your beer or wine or cocktail. We'll say "shot" when it's time to do shots.

    McCAIN: ONE DRINK

  • "My friends."
  • "I know how to ...."
  • Any leering mention of Palin, which will be all mentions of Palin.
  • "Most liberal senator."
  • "I suspended my campaign."
  • "Ronald Reagan."

  • OBAMA: ONE DRINK

  • "Look ...."
  • (Shakes head with dignity.)
  • "Voted 95% of the time with George W. Gush ...."
  • "Middle class."
  • "Erratic."
  • "Change."

  • TWO DRINKS!!!

  • "Heh heh."
  • McCain insults the moderator.
  • Obama uses fruity (accurate) pronunciation of "Pakistan."
  • McCain says any variation of "five and a half years."
  • Any mention by anyone of Jesus, or Allah.
  • "That's simply not true."

  • ONE SHOT!

  • "William Myers."
  • "Jeremiah Wright."
  • "John Hagee."
  • "ACORN!"

  • THREE SHOTS!!!

  • "That One."
  • "Palling around with terrorists."


Please add last-second extra drinking rules in the comments!

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