Last Minute Surge Speech Drinking Game
This one's going to be so simple, you can master the game even if you've been drinking since this morning:
* Every time Bush says "victory," take a drink.
* Every time Bush says "terrah-ists," take a drink.
* Every time Bush warns that the war we've been losing for four years "could get violent," take two drinks.
* Every time Bush lies, take three drinks.
* Die tonight.
Hey, it's better than being sent to Iraq as part of the Surge!
Bush to Warn That New Iraq Campaign Could Be Bloody [Washington Post]