This one's going to be so simple, you can master the game even if you've been drinking since this morning:

* Every time Bush says "victory," take a drink.

* Every time Bush says "terrah-ists," take a drink.

* Every time Bush warns that the war we've been losing for four years "could get violent," take two drinks.

* Every time Bush lies, take three drinks.

* Die tonight.

Hey, it's better than being sent to Iraq as part of the Surge!

Bush to Warn That New Iraq Campaign Could Be Bloody [Washington Post]