Last Week's Shots: Worse Than AIDS

wtflns.jpgAfter a brief hiatus (because nothing could ever beat this), Intern Lauren is back in the game. The forums of closed social-networking site Late Night Shots were full of earnest pleas for help this weekend, and wise, well-considered advice was to be found all over, if you knew where to look. Come with us on a journey of self-discovery. No turbos this week, just love.


Weight loss tips, condoms of yesteryear and women's lib, after the jump.

RE: Would anyone like to get married?

Posted By: Blonde on 12-11-2006 1:35 pm Report as shockingly offensive

Does anyone dream of having dark-haired kids? I think that people only dream of blonde kids. THat's the American dream, right?

RE: Would anyone like to get married?

Posted By: i bet on 12-11-2006 2:03 pm Report as shockingly offensive

most girls think like old fashioned blondie but just dont say it outloud

RE: Would anyone like to get married?

Posted By: old fashioned blondie on 12-11-2006 2:23 pm Report as shockingly offensive

i just long for the days when i didnt have to work but i still had my dad's credit card and could get whatever I wanted. I want to relive that time of my life with a husband... in due time I guess

RE: Walking funny

Posted By: truth on 12-11-2006 2:36 pm Report as shockingly offensive

i gave my girlfriend upwards around ten orgasms this weekend, and im exhausted. good thing im gonna shred the pow all week in utah. yahtzee!

What's with girls not being on the pill anymore??

Posted By: Can't finish on 12-08-2006 1:23 pm Report as shockingly offensive

Once upon a time in HS, guys could finish in a chick without a condom on because they were all on the pill. Now it's been all pull out for me. Ladies, anyone care to explain the fact that no one's on it anymore? Is it the weight gain, the monthly rag, or what???

RE: What's with girls not being on the pill anymore??

Posted By: cuz on 12-08-2006 1:36 pm Report as shockingly offensive

SO IM NOT SUCH A SLUT... CUZ BABIES ARE WORSE THAN AIDS.

RE: What's with girls not being on the pill anymore??

Posted By: s on 12-08-2006 2:04 pm Report as shockingly offensive

the birth control ring in girls cooter is a huge turnoff. feeling it in there is a huge turn off- reminds of being back in the middle ages

RE: What's with girls not being on the pill anymore??

Posted By: Conn. Yankee on 12-08-2006 3:59 pm Report as shockingly offensive

Was under the impression that if a woman was to urinate shortly after that had a cleansing affect on the whole region.

RE: Condoms, what are they?

Posted By: Ken Noisewater, MD on 12-08-2006 11:17 am Report as shockingly offensive

I think "condoms" are an old, old wooden ship...

RE: Condoms, what are they?

Posted By: except on 12-08-2006 11:18 am Report as shockingly offensive

when you get herpes, which I did last Saturday.

RE: Condoms, what are they?

Posted By: lol on 12-08-2006 11:43 am Report as shockingly offensive

if a guy is whipped he will do whatever you want him to...

I got a really manly man to go into one of those paint your ceramic stores. I know he hated every single solitary moment of it but he kept a grin on his face and grinded his teeth in excitement the whole time. Ladies, this is how you determine whether or not he is really into you... try to get them to agree to do things like that!

RE: Condoms, what are they?

Posted By: man law on 12-08-2006 1:08 pm Report as shockingly offensive

I doubt he's that into you. The fact that he "grinded his teeth in excitement the whole time" most likely indicates that he cheated on you the night before, woke up in an unfamiliar place, and didn't have access to his normal stash of pick-me-ups. The "grin on his face" was him internally chuckling about what he did the night before and smugness about how he got away with it and is gonna get to hook up with you again at the cost of 45 minutes of painting ceramics.

RE: Condoms, what are they?

Posted By: truth on 12-08-2006 1:10 pm Report as shockingly offensive

he was grinding his teeth b/c what you say?

oh, okay

bump

RE: dear miss a

Posted By: TOD victim on 12-06-2006 12:16 pm Report as shockingly offensive

My last boyfriend was a TOD (touch of dork) guy and it totally backfired on me. After we met, I played 'hard to get' while contemplating whether I could actually date him. Eventually I decided what the hell, he's nice, and then we were together. A few months later, I really liked him and unintentionally gave him 'the hand' in our relationship.

What a disaster...I got dumped by an ugly dork! Now, I have a complex.

RE: dear miss a

Posted By: sweet charity on 12-06-2006 12:17 pm Report as shockingly offensive

TOD Victim don't beat yourself up for too long. You got burned but get back in the game. The thing about TOD's are you cannot play hard to get with them. That only works on hot boys!

RE: dear miss a

Posted By: d on 12-06-2006 3:55 pm Report as shockingly offensive

how is a nice girl supposed to meet and get to know men in this town? doesn't happen at bars, awkward dating people you work with, so where do you go?

RE: dear miss a

Posted By: Miss A on 12-06-2006 3:57 pm Report as shockingly offensive

d- I would say that the best way to meet people is through other people that you know, or through hobbies like tennis, golf, volunteering on committees. If you don't have a hobby, get one.

RE: dear miss a

Posted By: right on on 12-06-2006 5:15 pm Report as shockingly offensive

Miss A I totally agree about the supporting oneself, I don't want to go straight from Dad's bankroll to my husbands... I think that women need to feel confident in their ability to support themselves emotionally and financially otherwise they will feel trapped in their marriages. My Mother keeps money separatly from my Dad's accounts because she thinks its more romantic to stay with the person because she wants to, not because she has to.

RE: dear miss a

Posted By: Miss A on 12-06-2006 5:16 pm Report as shockingly offensive

"right on" - I'm glad you feel that way. Plus men don't want a "little girl" who doesn't understand how to balance a checkbook and was spoiled by daddy.

RE: dear miss a

Posted By: WL on 12-06-2006 5:16 pm Report as shockingly offensive

How much do you exercise? I'm not fat, but I'd like to lose some weight and tone up a little- but what girl wouldn't! Any health/diet tips?

RE: dear miss a

Posted By: to wl on 12-06-2006 5:24 pm Report as shockingly offensive

take adderall for a week. you will be incredibly productive AND lose 10 pounds

RE: Lunch Date --- OPHJ

Posted By: staffer on 12-11-2006 3:17 pm Report as shockingly offensive

When I pay for meals I'll need to use my Dad's credit card. Do you think she'll mind the fact that my parents support me? How can I hide the name?

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