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Late Night Shots' Final Solution(s) To 'Muslim Problem'

Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a peace train ... - WonketteWhen they're not accidentally impregnating Tuesday-night Takedowns or vomiting on their own shoes, the members of Late Night Shots -- the closed social network which allows you to explore Washington DC's social landscape and bar scene -- are busy solving the world's many problems. After all, they will be lobbyists some day!


One problem recently featured in the news is the problem of Muslims. Why so many kinds of Muslims? And why does it seem we are always invading their countries and killing them? How did some get over here, in Jesusland? We'll explore the many interesting policy positions from the LNS community, after the jump. But first, an appetizer:

* "It would be easy to just nuke these nuts, but they are spread out over everywhere in different cells and are very crafty. We have seen what they can do around the world...history (the crusades) will show us that Muslims will not back down until they achieve domination...we basically need to string all these whack nuts up and make them Extinct...then we could go back to a peaceful world. Don't give me what about the Muslims that are good Citizens, you can't trust these people especially when they groom there children to be killers. I mean look at 24..."

Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Unibomber on 01-31-2007 9:04 am Report as shockingly offensive

http://dc.latenightshots.com/vid_player.php?v=1400

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Muqtadah Al-Sadr on 01-31-2007 9:05 am Report as shockingly offensive

This woman says nothing but complete drivvel. When you brush aside all of the buzz words, she said absolutely nothing substantive during that entire interview.

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Sayb Qutb on 01-31-2007 9:11 am Report as shockingly offensive

She is politically correct. Europe is sinking, and will become an extended arm of the Caliphate. Watch as Europe burns in the next ten years because of how violent Muslims are. Paris already had 10,000 cars burned. And don't tell me its a haves/have nots issue. WWIII is underway. Muslims vs. Thai Buddhists in Southern Thailand, Muslims vs. Australians in Bali nightclubs, Muslims vs. Spanish Traingoers, Muslims vs. Coptic Christians in Egypt, Muslims vs. Hindu Indians in the Hindu Kush/East Pakistan, Muslims vs. Russian Locals in Chechnya, Muslims vs. Jews in Israel, Hezbollah vs. Christian Lebanese in Lebanon, Muslims vs. Skyscrapers, Muslims vs. themselves, etc. Every major conflict in the world pretty much involves Islam. No denying it.

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Gafaafi on 01-31-2007 9:14 am Report as shockingly offensive

And no Muslims will speak out against it, they only rationalize it, like this female "scholar." They always tell US what we have to do to avoid being victimized by Muslim violence.

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Westophobia on 01-31-2007 9:14 am Report as shockingly offensive

http://dc.latenightshots.com/vid_player.php?v=1403

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Hugo on 01-31-2007 9:24 am Report as shockingly offensive

Yeah, but he doesn\'t address why violence and murder come so naturally to these young Muslims. When these Muslims are whining about \"opppression,\" do they not realize that the Islamic governments in the middle east are some of the world\'s most oppressive?

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Nuke on 01-31-2007 9:28 am Report as shockingly offensive

It would be easy to just nuke these nuts, but they are spread out over everywhere in different cells and are very crafty. We have seen what they can do around the world...history (the crusades) will show us that Muslims will not back down until they achieve domination...we basically need to string all these whack nuts up and make them Extinct...then we could go back to a peaceful world. Don't give me what about the Muslims that are good Citizens, you can't trust these people especially when they groom there children to be killers. I mean look at 24...

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Marty Lipton on 01-31-2007 9:28 am Report as shockingly offensive

Hugo: because as long as those illegitimate/opressive regimes can deflect the anger of the arab street at Israel and the United States the focus will be on fitting suicide vests, not reforming their home governments. That and oil wealth has been proven to be a boon to corrupt dictators and not a stimulus for democratic and economic reform.

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Pathetic on 01-31-2007 9:29 am Report as shockingly offensive

I think these Muslim terrorists are grossly overestimated. If they truly hate the U.S. as much as they say, it is pathetic that they haven't been able to put together any more attacks in the U.S. over the past 5.5 years. Either they are completely incompetent, or they don't care as much as they say they do. I lean toward the former.

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Nuke on 01-31-2007 9:32 am Report as shockingly offensive

Why would they try to attack the U.S. when they are already causing so much damage in Iraq and other places around the world...basically they are putting up a HUGE fight against our boys in the mideast...Will another attack happen in the U.S, prob but hopefully not...I don't think there funding is going towards a huge U.S. terrorist attack...like I said, they are already doing enough in Iraq

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Sayb Qutb on 01-31-2007 9:36 am Report as shockingly offensive

what kills me are the cause du jour leftists; ie Sudan is a total Muslim issue. The left is all for calling for action, but not for taking it. 98% of the boys fighting in the Middle East are Republicans, anyways.

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: forum topics on 01-31-2007 9:44 am Report as shockingly offensive

Please re-read list of acceptable forum topics, take 3 laps, and then self-immolate.

Thank you.

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Wrong on 01-31-2007 9:48 am Report as shockingly offensive

No this is an acceptable forum topic. We are discussing crazy people who despise alcohol. You take the lap. They win their ideological war and not a one of us will be able to get a taxi anywhere.

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: besides on 01-31-2007 9:50 am Report as shockingly offensive

where is this list of acceptable forum topics found?

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Nuke on 01-31-2007 9:51 am Report as shockingly offensive

we are just discussing an issue that is very impt to us in the U.S.A...Do you work for the ACLU or something?? You are prob president Wayne Palmer's sister from 24...

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: sick of it on 01-31-2007 9:54 am Report as shockingly offensive

Sayb I could not agree more with your above staement. It would seem that every major conflict in the world involves muslims. If I were a muslim I would be absolutely ashamed of my religion. I hate to be stereotypical, but they have shown the world vnothing but violence,ignorance and a general lack of understanding on how civilized society works.

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Sayb Qutb on 01-31-2007 9:58 am Report as shockingly offensive

http://uwfedsoc.blogspot.com/2007/01/iraq-vs-darfur-just-what-is-worthy.html

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Keep at it Brits on 01-31-2007 11:24 am Report as shockingly offensive

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16898956/

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Dog From Duck Hunt on 01-31-2007 11:31 am Report as shockingly offensive

Stolen from the Corner, but interesting point:

FRED BARNES: That's irrelevant, though. I mean, one nuclear weapon and you kill a lot more people than were killed in all those wars.

Look, this is an example of the polio fallacy. And that is that people don't get the vaccine anymore because, or a lot of people don't, because they say "well gee, nobody gets polio anymore. What do I need it for?" Well here we haven't had another serious terrorist attack, so people start saying, "well gee, maybe the threat's not that great. We don't have to do all these things like the Patriot Act and have eavesdropping and so on through wiretapping and things like that."

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: S on 01-31-2007 11:39 am Report as shockingly offensive

that is a rediculous and asinine comment, by 2 scents, but the great thing about the us of a is that you have the freedom to say it without getting beheaded

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: SP Linecutter on 01-31-2007 11:49 am Report as shockingly offensive

Boy, this thread's not going to make Wonkette or anything...

Anyhoo, one advantage to nuking their homelands is that the remaining pockets elsewhere would become enraged and out themselves all at once, entering into open conflict simultaneously. This would, in effect, flush them all into the open to be dealt with once and for all. It would be very painful for a relatively short period, and then a lasting peace would ensue. A much better option than this slow death of Western civilization that is occuring now.

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Nuke on 01-31-2007 11:54 am Report as shockingly offensive

very good point, didn't think of it like that...It would help to "out" the pockets in the US, Britain, Germany etc...now, if we can only get the Libs and Moderates to agree upon that one...

but hey, it worked in Japan and they recovered!

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Sayiid Qutb on 01-31-2007 11:55 am Report as shockingly offensive

The most prescient issue is the unmitigated demographic growth of Muslims in not just Europe, but Russia. Russia's non-muslim birthrate hovers around 1.1, as AIDS and Vodka are playing a larger role in family planning. Combine the future nuclear blackmarket with nuclear hyperproliferation in the ME, ie Saudis, Jordanians, and the UAE acquiring enriched uranium, and you've got yourself a hot global war. Especially if the Chinese sell them the technology that allows anyone with a GPS missile to destroy our Satellites.

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Sayiid Qutb on 01-31-2007 12:03 pm Report as shockingly offensive

Deporting Radical Sheiks/Clerics/Imams is the first step. The next is to free up the Social Welfare handout system, and free up the hiring and firing rules within the EU. Also, terrorist-supporting media outlets/groups (CAIR, Al-Jazeera, etc) should be detained and tortured in front of burning Korans). Then, we kick out all the Dhimmis within the political system. If the hardcore lefties want to "Free Palestine", lets send them over there to see how gay and women's rights are actually practiced.

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Wild Fire on 01-31-2007 12:06 pm Report as shockingly offensive

Sometimes fiction authors are way ahead of their time. Think of Tom Clancy's prediction of a "9/11 like attack" on Congress in one of the Jack Ryan novels. Nelson DeMille makes a great arguement for a new deterrence towards radical Islamists.

Check out this article:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-smerconish/wild-fire-fiction-stran_b_35228.html

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Final Solution on 01-31-2007 12:12 pm Report as shockingly offensive

Final solution, i like your train of thought. You should check out some of congressman duncan hunter's ideas at http://peacethroughstrength.com. From what i understand, though the liberal media wont let him "say it," the border fence isnt just to keep mexicans out, but can be used to fence undesirables in a "containment area." Then we'll have what Congressman (and hopefully future) President Hunter calls "peace through strength."

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: my bad... on 01-31-2007 12:13 pm Report as shockingly offensive

the link is actually http://www.peacethroughstrengthpac.com. Duncan Hunter for President!

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Peace Through Strength Fan on 01-31-2007 12:18 pm Report as shockingly offensive

This Duncan Hunter guy keeps popping up on the LNS forums. His views seem to be quite refreshing. I just checked out his website and he really makes sense to me. He won't let Muslims set up their Islamic States of America! Plus he will surely cut taxes and keep out the Mexicans!

To quote this often posted phase on the forums I have noticed this week:

Hunter-Tancredo '08

"God Bless America and Nowhere Else"

(yes the Christian God, not that Allah fellow)

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: no on 01-31-2007 12:21 pm Report as shockingly offensive

the 'border fence' was an idea to rally the extreme conservative base right before the elections. it could be built tomorrow if need be, and i will eat my computer if it is built in the near future. do you really want to spend $15 a pound for fruit

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Sayiid Qutb on 01-31-2007 12:23 pm Report as shockingly offensive

When we are all crispy black and "smoking" and our monitors are no longer capable of pulling up the former latenightshots.com, you will be dreaming of a 15 dollar piece of fruit.

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: no on 01-31-2007 12:26 pm Report as shockingly offensive

that may be, but don't try to feed me the idea that the border fence needs to be built because too many mexicans are sneaking into your country. america loves cheap labor as much as sunnis hate shias

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: no on 01-31-2007 12:27 pm Report as shockingly offensive

by your i mean our

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: timothy bryce on 01-31-2007 12:28 pm Report as shockingly offensive

"do you really want to spend $15 a pound for fruit"

if it means that i never again have to press 1 for english (y no dos para espanol) i'll gladly pay $15 for fruit. every time i hear that it sends me into a murderous rage.

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Clarence Thomas on 01-31-2007 12:33 pm Report as shockingly offensive

The Wendy's in Courthouse has an automated greeting that is played when you drive up to the menu board. It has such a thick Mexican accent that I cannot even understand what is being said. Then at least 40% of they fuck up my order. Am I angry about this? Yes. Is it because immigrants can't speak English? Yes. Will liberals label me a racist because of this opinion? No question about it.

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Nuke on 01-31-2007 12:48 pm Report as shockingly offensive

D. Hunter is a great american and has the right ideas. He is the only person w enough Balls to say the things he says...I'm tired of these ACLU prick libs who want to destroy the White Male in the U.S. They would be happy w over 50% Central American Pop in the U.S. just so they can promote there liberal bent over agenda. If you go w the Blue surely the U.S will be targeted/popped...

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: sheesh on 01-31-2007 12:53 pm Report as shockingly offensive

this thread has devolved into xenophobia at its worst. islamic fundamentalists will not try to kill you because of the color of your skin, boys. they only care about those who follow a very strict interpretation of the koran that requires the killing of people who don't follow it.

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: to sheesh on 01-31-2007 12:55 pm Report as shockingly offensive

that's....inaccurate

RE: Muslims.....what can be done with them?

Posted By: Not really on 01-31-2007 12:55 pm Report as shockingly offensive

They may not be the ones to execute these deeds, but they will gladly rationalize them, like the "scholar" in the video above.

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