Laugh It Off
* Stephen Hadley and Josh Bolten are bringing their moms to meet the queen tonight, Condi'sbangingbringing nobody. [ The Swamp ]
* Barry Hussein, the terrorists' candidate, not pissed at Rush Limbaugh calling him a "Magic Negro." [ Political Punch ]
* George Voinovich finds out that Colin Powell ain't got no job, ain't got shit to do, and likes it that way. [ Columbus Dispatch ]
* Retarded boy in retarded state sings about his love for Bush. [ KUTV ]
* Americans are bored of lying to pollsters. [ Freakonomics ]
* Republicans try to explain why they suck so bad at using 'puters. [ TechRepublican ]
* Only dumbasses read blogs; go turn on the teevee. [ FDL ]