* Stephen Hadley and Josh Bolten are bringing their moms to meet the queen tonight, Condi's banging bringing nobody. [The Swamp]

* Barry Hussein, the terrorists' candidate, not pissed at Rush Limbaugh calling him a "Magic Negro." [Political Punch]

* George Voinovich finds out that Colin Powell ain't got no job, ain't got shit to do, and likes it that way. [Columbus Dispatch]

* Retarded boy in retarded state sings about his love for Bush. [KUTV]

* Americans are bored of lying to pollsters. [Freakonomics]

* Republicans try to explain why they suck so bad at using 'puters. [TechRepublican]

* Only dumbasses read blogs; go turn on the teevee. [FDL]