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We want to be very clear about something at the outset. We don't know if Laura Ingraham, deep in the recesses of her heart, is an actual white supremacist. It's entirely possible she is just a soulless maggot on the inner rectum of humanity and has decided she's jealous that Tucker Carlson gets all the white supremacist street cred with Fox News viewers, and she wants to get in on that action. It could be that she's simply an operator who gets her audience, and she knows they are white supremacists terrified of black and brown people, who can't get erections unless people are hating on minorities.

Maybe she just feels she still has too many advertisers, and wants to drive away everybody who didn't leave when she started making fun of Parkland shooting survivors on Twitter.

Golly, we just don't know.

Let's watch Ingraham make words. Transcript after the jump:


INGRAHAM: Jews! Will not! Replace us!

OK just kidding, she didn't say that. She just said the same damn thing Tucker Carlson says every night about how America is being murdered by "demographic changes," because for whatever reason, mediocre white trash like Laura Ingraham and Tucker Carlson feel threatened when black and brown people are allowed to live in peace. (UNLESS she is just doing this for the money. It's possible she just goes home each night and marvels at all the horrible racist shit she said in exchange for Fox News money that day.)

Historian Kevin Kruse -- you know, the guy who beats the shit out of Dinesh D'Souza on Twitter for sport -- reflects on the historical parallels for Ingraham's rhetoric in a fantastic thread you should obviously read, noting that Laura Ingraham here sounds a lot like "the racist screeds of the 1910s and 1920s that paved the way for the rise of the Second Ku Klux Klan." Does he show his work? Of course he does. (Speaking of the Second Ku Klux Klan, remember that time Donald Trump's dad was arrested at a Klan rally in 1927? Just bringing that up because NO REASON.)

Again, we must emphasize that we don't actually know whether Laura Ingraham looks at her budget each month and wistfully says to herself, "If slavery was legal, I could afford some slaves," or whether she's just doing this because she's a piece of shit who'll say anything for ratings. Only Laura Ingraham knows that in her heart, if such a thing exists. Oh, and Jesus knows.

She is of course going to hell either way.

Hey, Laura Ingraham's advertisers! HOW'S IT HANGIN'! We are just asking because you all probably should pull 100% of your advertising, immediately.

We are just saying.

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Earlier this week, the Ecuadorian embassy in the UK told Julian Assange that it would evict him if he didn't stop being a slob and start taking care of his cat. Assange responded today by announcing he is taking legal action and claiming Ecuador violated his human rights by making him do his own laundry and pay rent. (He is reminding us of THIS awesome dude, who sued his parents for refusing to live anymore with a dude as awesome as he.) Pretty soon they're going to tell him to do things like "get a job" and "move out." GAWD, parents and embassies offering asylum to scumbag freeloaders are just the worst!

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The bat signal has gone out in Trumpland, and the vampires are obediently flying in formation. This Khashoggi murder story isn't going away, but here in US Amurika we got bombs to sell. So the GOP Brain Trust called an emergency meeting and came up with A PLAN. What if Jamal Khashoggi was a terrorist who deserved to be beaten, dismembered with a bone saw, and have his body repatriated to Saudi Arabia in pieces distributed among his killers' luggage? Can Republicans really have sunk that far?

YES, THEY CAN. The Washington Post reports,

In recent days, a cadre of conservative House Republicans allied with Trump has been privately exchanging articles from right-wing outlets that fuel suspicion of Khashoggi, highlighting his association with the Muslim Brotherhood in his youth and raising conspiratorial questions about his work decades ago as an embedded reporter covering Osama bin Laden, according to four GOP officials involved in the discussions who were not authorized to speak publicly.

Those aspersions — which many lawmakers have been wary of stating publicly because of the political risks of doing so — have begun to flare into public view as conservative media outlets have amplified the claims, which are aimed in part at protecting Trump as he works to preserve the U.S.-Saudi relationship and avoid confronting the Saudis on human rights.

Wow, that's pretty fuckin' evil, even by the debased standards of today's GOP! But if that's what it takes to protect Trump and Kush, Fox is here to oblige. Here's Harris Faulkner on the curvy couch wondering if maybe Jared Kushner's BFF Mohammed bin Bonesaw even has time to order the murder of a dissident reporter since, "He's dealing with a whole host of other issues over there." He's probably too busy, like, washing his manly beard to murder people outside Saudi Arabia, right?

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