Laura Loomer is a legend in her own mind. She wants to be a brand. She calls herself an "investigative journalist" and desperately yearns to be seen as such. Her website is full of articles she has written about herself in the third person. She yells weird, incoherent nonsense at elected officials and calls it "Loomering" them, which is ironic given how upset conservatives claim to be about liberal activists approaching politicians. She is a bigot who wants very desperately to be seen as a heroic civil rights activist, but for conservatives who want to be assholes on the internet. What her actual political beliefs are other than really hating Muslims and immigrants, I could not tell you. I'm not sure anyone could.

Last week, she was permanently banned from Twitter for some extremely despicable Islamaphobic, defamatory comments about Minnesota Congresswoman-elect Ilhan Omar, which was a very big deal for her considering the fact that Twitter was pretty much the air that she breathed. Predictably, she fell the fuck apart.

Since then, she has written a long essay about why she was banned and posted it to her own website. In this essay, she claimed that Donald Trump would soon come to her defense and demand Twitter reinstate her account. He has yet to do this. She has signed on as the lead plaintiff in a lawsuit against the social media site, alleging that both Twitter and Facebook discriminated against her for being a Jewish conservative.

The lawyer in the case, I shit you not, is none other than Wonkette's favorite super lawyer, Larry Klayman. He writes:

Added as a lead plaintiff today was Laura Loomer, a courageous Jewish female journalist who was just banned from Twitter and Facebook for criticizing a Muslim congresswoman. The retaliation by Twitter and Facebook, as set forth in the Amended Complaint, was not only a violation of our antitrust laws and other laws, but wreaked [sic] of anti-Semitism against a Jewish conservative woman. Ironically, the CEO of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, is a card carrying member of the Jewish Left, and as a self-hating Jew would sell out his own people for a buck.

While Andrew Torba of Gab has welcomed her effusively, she has only so far posted three things to the site -- one about getting banned from Twitter, one linking to her explanation of why Twitter banned her, and another complaining about Liz Crokin, the wacky Pizzagate lady who thinks Hillary Clinton cursed her and made her cut off her own finger (which she also claims is growing back), getting kicked off of Twitter as well. It is unclear whether her enthusiasm for the site was dampened by the onslaught of actual anti-Semitism she received upon posting, or for the fact that it is not a very big audience. Judging by how aggressively she once hit on a Nazi, I am going to guess it is the latter.

Laura Loomer hitting on guy that's not interested in her: "I have big tits and an Ashkenazi IQ"

Then, on Thursday, wearing a black hoodie with a Juden star sewn on it, Loomer handcuffed herself to the Twitter offices in New York City to again demand that her account be reinstated. Yes, she actually compared being thrown off of Twitter to being persecuted in the Holocaust. She stood out there for several hours, ranting about how she was being "censored" before asking police to get the bolt cutters (she threw the keys away at some point) and set her free.

It was extremely pathetic.

Live! Laura Loomer Protest At Twitter HQ

Twitter maintains that its conduct rules have nothing to do with her political beliefs, outside of those political beliefs that involve attacking a member of Congress for her religion. In a statement to The Verge, a spokesperson for Twitter explained:

"The account holder was suspended for violating our policies. We apply the Twitter Rules impartially and not based on ideology."

In Loomer's mind, as she explains it in this bizarre two hour rant, she was banned from Twitter for bravely speaking out against an elected official who loves female genital mutilation, hates Jewish people and wants to institute Sharia law in the United States.

In real life, she was spouting a bunch of Islamaphobic nonsense. Ilhan Omar does not think female genital mutilation should be legal, she just understands that it is already illegal. You can't get mad at someone for not proposing a law to make something illegal when it is already illegal.

She didn't want to force "Sharia law" on anyone, she wanted to wear her hijab while she worked in Congress. She was not requiring anyone else to wear one. Though the distinction may be lost on many American conservatives, practicing one's religion is not the same thing as forcing someone else to practice their religion. One thing they might be able to relate to, however, is that not everyone who practices a religion actually believes in or practices all aspects of their religion. There are many Christians who advocate for gay people to be put to death, but I certainly wouldn't go around assuming that this is something every Christian believes in.

Omar has criticized Israel's policy towards Palestine, but so have I -- and so have a hell of a lot of Jewish people. Criticizing Israel's policies as a country is nowhere near the same thing as criticizing all Jewish people. That would be like me saying no one can think it's gross that Italy elected a bunch of fascists. It's obviously gross and it has nothing to do with me. Hell, it has nothing to do with many Italians who live in Italy and are fighting against said fascists. It's the government, not the people. Duh.

Whether Loomer actually understands all of this and is being disingenuous, or if she's a true believer in her own bullshit, I couldn't begin to tell you. It seems like she's thirsty for attention, addicted to the internet, and is desperately seeking any way she can to get her fix. It would actually be quite sad if she weren't an awful person.

[The Verge]

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Once upon a time... about ten years ago, a group of entirely ridiculous men burst onto the scene wearing stupid hats and telling men that wearing stupid hats and telling men that walking up to women in bars and insulting ("negging") them would get them laid. This did not last long, as women also had televisions and computers and were completely aware of these tricks as well, so when some ass came up to us in a bar and said "Hey, nice nails, are they real?" we would laugh and laugh and loudly announce "Oh my god, this guy just tried to neg me! Can you believe that shit? HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY JUST TRIED TO NEG ME!" and then refer to him as "Mystery" the whole night.

Most of the men who tried that shit only did so a few times before realizing that it wasn't going to work, and thus moved on to other things. Perhaps things that did not involve furry hats and coming off as a huge creep. We may never know, because I would assume that those who tried it are now extremely embarrassed and would never, ever admit to this to us.

Still, there were a few men willing to eat that shit up, as well as some grifters willing to take advantage of that. Said grifters tended to be extremely misogynistic and seemed more like they were teaching men how to be as despised by women as they were than teaching them how to actually be liked by women.

Some of them, like Roosh V, a creepy weirdo who actually does live in his mom's basement, actively encouraged men to rape women who were intoxicated to the point of being obviously unable to consent.

However, even that branch of the PUA tree is wilting away. Many "self-help" style PUA forums like Nextasf and RSDnation are shutting down or have already shut down. In March, Chateau Heartiste, a batshit crazy PUA turned White Nationalist/Alt-Right blog was shut down by Wordpress. This week, rape advocate Roosh V (whom you may recall once called yours truly a "Wonkette typist/clown face, would not bang") announced that he was renouncing his PUA ways and devoting himself to Jesus. He explained to the forum he manages that he would no longer be allowing anyone to discuss premarital "fornication."

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'Baby Geniuses' star Jon Voight took to Twitter early this morning to proclaim his undying love for Donald Trump, probably because there is no one left in his life who will listen to him talk about this, or anything else, in person. In this video rant, Voight encouraged members of the Republican Party, whom he apparently thinks are the only real citizens of the United States, to stand by Donald Trump and "acknowledge the truth" that he is the best President since Abraham Lincoln.

Part ONE:

People of the Republican Party, I know you will agree with me when I say our president has our utmost respect and our love. This job is not easy. For he's battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. I've said this once and I'll say this again. That our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln. I'm here today to acknowledge the truth, and I'm here today to tell you my fellow Americans that our country…

Oh no, not our absurd words of destruction!

Part DEUX:

is stronger, safer, and with more jobs because our President has made his every move correct. Don't be fooled by the political left, because we are the people of this nation that is witnessing triumph. So let us stand with our president. Let us stand up for this truth, that President Trump is the greatest president since President Lincoln.

Does Jon Voight not know there have been... other presidents? Can he name them? Because really, it does not sound like it. Does he also not know that a very big chunk of the Republican Party actually does not care very much for Abraham Lincoln? Namely those defenders of Confederate statues that Trump called "very fine people?" Also, did he intentionally diss their beloved Ronald Reagan?

Who can know? Who can even tell what he is trying to say or why he is trying to say it. He doesn't appear to have tweeted much since 2016, so I'm guessing whoever's job it was to keep him from tanking his career quit. Either that... or after filming the seventh season of Ray Donovan, he found out it's going to be canceled or his character is getting killed off or something and he is now free to be a jackass? I don't know, I haven't watched the show, although my parents are very into it and mad that I haven't watched it. Literally all I know about it is that it has something to do with Boston, because they keep mentioning that to me like it's a selling point.

It seems useless at this point to note that the people who scream their faces off about how bad it is for Hollywood celebs to support liberal causes, and how they should keep their politics to themselves, etc. etc. make a way bigger deal than normal people do whenever a Big Time Hollywood Celebrity like Jon Voight or, uh, Scott Baio, supports their cause. Mostly because they're the only ones who have elected a reality TV star and the star of Bedtime for Bonzo (who by the way, also once practically ruined a perfectly good Bette Davis movie with his bad acting. Which is not to say that Dark Victory is not fantastic and probably the best thing to watch if you want to sob your face off, but he was very bad in it.) to run the country.

But we might as well do that anyway, because it actually never stops being funny.

[Jon Voight Twitter]

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