Learn About the Awesome Army of Boners in Today's Happylinks!


We observed that Mariah Carey has some sweet boobs, for real.

We advised a gal on her career change at the ripe old age of 30.

We sighed over the glory of the Capital Pride Parade.

We laughed over the best Army anti-boner video ever.

We totally did it with LL Cool J.

We bowed before the glory of Stephen Colbert and the black lesbian robot.

We shook our booty to Stevie Wonder.

We really liked the abortion movie.

Have a great night, you filthy mongrels! And don't forget to love us on Twitter and Facebook! Also be friends with Sara on Facebook and Twitter, duh.


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