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We observed that Mariah Carey has some sweet boobs, for real.
We advised a gal on her career change at the ripe old age of 30.
We sighed over the glory of the Capital Pride Parade.
We laughed over the best Army anti-boner video ever.
We totally did it with LL Cool J.
We bowed before the glory of Stephen Colbert and the black lesbian robot.
We shook our booty to Stevie Wonder.
We really liked the abortion movie.