Least Fun Federal Government Website For Kids Yet
The charming magazine mockup above was produced (we are not making this up) by your DEA, which has apparently contracted Patrick Hearst's non-union Mexican equivalent for propaganda purposes.
Not very funny chilling stuff. And we're sure Jack Shafer'll be thrilled to see it. We're just gonna stick to alcohol and nicotine until we see a parody teen magazine tell us not to.
Methmouth to the Madness [ANIMAL]