So you know what you're getting Andrew Sullivan for Christmas (if you can find the George W. Bush doll in a blow-up version), but what will you be putting under Michael Moore's expansive tree? How about the New Press's nutty take on the DoD's "most wanted" deck?

Each suit has a different target:

• Spades: Department of Imperialism

  
  

• Clubs: Department of Homeland Insecurity

  
  

• Diamonds: Depatrment of War Profiteering

  
  

• Hearts: Department of Propaganda

And they say the left has no sense of humor. Well, they evidently don't. Wait, get this: On the box it says "the 54 most unwanted!" Get it? UNwanted! I'm busting a gut here!

Regime Change Begins at Home [Amazon.com]