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Silver Eagles and Gold Eagles are magical beautiful coins, made out of liberty metals, that protect Patriot-Americans from starvation and cancer caused by our current economic turmoil. And they've beenselling like crazy lately! Just like real-life eagles -- which rescue you and let you ride them to safety whenever Tequila Party bandits from Mexico invade your home -- Eagle-coins help you to "soar" above the perils of the markets. But buy yours fast, warn the merchant-numismatists at GovMint, who are expecting a "total sell-out!"


Silver Eagles are the best silver coins God ever made, and some of them are "perfect," somehow. Last year, the GovMint almost ran out of Silver Eagles because an inflation-proof coin named Ron Paul bought up most of them to use as floor tile for his master bathroom. Ron Paul is also perfect, somehow.

As for gold, China is secretly hoarding it like some eccentric pack-rat grandpa, and this is supposedly making gold more expensive. And America was too busy sleeping with the television still on to notice this buying spree by the Chinese, but now Americans are waking up. Gold's value has increased by about 400% since last Tuesday, which is even higher than the job placement success rate at Michelle Bachmann job fairs. Go gold!

You will see crowds of sad old hobo men pushing wheelbarrows full of worthless paper money down your street -- lots of them, very soon, because of ObamaCare. But you will never see hobos pushing wheelbarrows full of Eagles, because "savvy Americans" don't become hobos.

[GovMint]

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It started with them damn hats. (Image: Wikimedia Commons)

A guest post by "Knitsy McPurlson," which we suspect is not a real name.

Yr Wonkette is not the only website run by brilliant peoples unafraid to poke people with sharp, pointy sticks. Ravelry.com – a website for knitters, crocheters, and other folks interested in textiles and fiber arts – is poking people with knitting needles, which are very sharp indeed.

This past weekend, Ravelry.com's founders showed the world how easy it is to de-platform white nationalists and racists when they banned all "support of Donald Trump and his administration" from their website, concluding they "cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open white supremacy." Seems like people smart enough to decode a knitting pattern are also smart enough to decode Trump's not-so-hidden message of racism and white nationalism.

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One day, God willing, my grandchildren will click open their history textbooks and read about the Central American migrant internment camps. They'll learn about sick kids, locked in cages, kept hungry and dirty and cold for weeks on end, and they'll be horrified.

"Bubbie," they'll say, "how could this happen in America? How could there be toddlers sleeping on the ground without blankets, without soap or toothbrushes to clean themselves?"

"I don't know. I wish I had done more. I'm ashamed," I'll say. We will all have to answer for this atrocity. But some of us will have to answer more than others. Not just the archvillains like Stephen Miller and John Kelly, but the people who kept right on doing their jobs, even as those jobs morphed into defending concentration camps.

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