May 11, 2007 05:52 PM
Let's All Buy Dick Cheney An iPod!
Even super-villains like music! So let's chip in and buy Dick Cheney an iPod. Sure, he could probably afford to buy all of Apple Computer, but chances are he's been too busy destroying foreign countries to keep up with the latest gadgets.
Oh, and a new study reveals that "close proximity to an iPod can trigger monitoring malfunctions in cardiac pacemakers due to electromagnetic interference."
UPDATE: Oh right, he's already got an iPod. And he loves it, of course. Okay, never mind. Jesus ....
Study: iPods able to crash pacemakers [Monsters & Critics]
Earlier:Buy Dick Cheney a Burger, Get Your Name on an NSA Watchlist For No Additional Cost