The White House has released a report on campus sex assault, which is good because apparently we forgot to Take Back the Night at Occidental, and Patrick Henry, and, hmmm, all the other colleges and universities in the entire land.

Luckily, here is Joe Biden to YELL AT RAPISTS AND DOMESTIC ABUSERS. Let's watch, together!

This is our favorite Joe Biden, the one who yells and then whispers, the one who then YELLS SOME MORE but definitely KNOWS WHY HE IS YELLING!!!!

This is even more our favorite Joe Biden than the Joe Biden who goes and chills and loves all over the NAACP

or the Joe Biden who debated Sarah Palin, which, honestly, we go back and watch every once in a while when our heart needs some BIDEN.

(The Joe Biden who debated Paul Ryan just scared us. We do not like our Joe Biden roaring his terrible roar, and gnashing his terrible teeth.)

What was your favorite part? The part about how in Scranton, when you raised a hand to a woman or a child, it was real men's job to go beat the crap out of you? The part about how it is hard to report a rape, and men should understand that because Deliverance?

Meanwhile, here is your star-studded PSA, which we found a bit mawkish -- Steve Carell in particular seems to be narrating an autopsy -- but your mileage may DANIEL CRAIG.

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