Maybe as a good liebrul you are a little ticked off at Kathleen Sebelius right now. You want Nobamacare to be perfect and rousingly smashing in its success, and whether or not Congress allocated enough funds for her to actually do her fucking job (hint: it didn't!), she kind of did not do a wedding-at-Cana-style miracle and do her fucking job inpeach.

Well, maybe all you need to not be mad at Kathleen Sebelius any more is to see this fucking douchebag, John Shimkus of Illinois, yelling at her like he is Mel Gibson, and she is a person who exists in the same time and space.

John Shimkus is previously famous (he is not famous) for having a staffer who allegedly choked Lindsay Lohan.

So Shimkus started yelling at Sebelius, because he loves to sound like an alcoholic wife beater, we guess, and then Frank Pallone started yelling at him that he had to let her answer the question, and he yelled did not, and Pallone yelled did too, and how nobody came out of this clusterfuck of a hearing with a cane to the noggin is beyond us. Shit turning into Golden Dawn up in here yo. If only Barack Obama would arrest all these dicks, like happened to the real Golden Dawn, he could put them in prison forever and be the American Castro we've always wanted him to be.


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