Let's Laugh At All The Impoverished Billionaires!
We can infer from his attorney's remarks and the absence of a conspiracy admission that Bernie Madoff did the noble thing and refused to squeal on his employees. This is what may land him in jail for 150 years. [ Bloomberg ]
Michelle Obama will visit military families in Fort Bragg today and show them her arms. [ AP ]
The Iraqi shoe-throwing journalist hero who spawned a thousand goofy online games has been sentenced to three years in prison for assault. [ CNN ]
Ha ha, look at the richest people in the world and how disastrously poor they all are now. [ Forbes ]
Planes just cannot get off the ground these days, and if they do they cannot stay in the air, because of maintenance issues. [ Wall Street Journal ]
The United States is currently locked in a death-match with its global peers over whether it is a good idea or not to try to bail out other ailing economies around the world. [ Washington Post ]