Mr. President


[contextly_sidebar id="G9BmiDpbqbK6eGtBTUvD0BrYSQBeXSWY"]The birds are chirping and the salmons are sexing (somewhere probably) and love is in the air! That's because Sunday is Valentine's Day, and OK yeah we get it, the holiday is total BS, a thing foisted on those who happen to be in love (or obligated to pretend they still are) by marketers and blah blah yadda yadda. But that doesn't mean our beloved President Barack "Barry White" Obama and his beautiful wife First Lady Michelle Obama can't get their Red Lobster to go, if you catch the subtle sexual intercourse joke we are making about the Obamas doing sex at each other!

President Obama appeared on the Ellen show, probably to say some liberal commie thing about global warming or NobummerCare, but he got a sexxxy surprise, when Michelle appeared in a recorded message to tell him how much she loves him and what a good president he is, and also while he's in L.A., please pick up those chocolates she likes:

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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